Friday, November 17, 2006

Casino Royale

James Bond is a heartless jerk who kills for no apparent reason.

All those poor innocent people who just happened to be standing there when Bond decided to go on a rampage.

You've probably figured by now that Casino Royale kinda sucked.

Does anyone notice that James Bond movies are all the same?

There's one good guy : Bond.
One bad guy.

And then there's one hot lady who's good, and they end up having sex.
One hot lady. Bad.

In the end, there are 2 options :

a) the hot lady dies, and Bond avenges her death.
b) Bond catches bad guy and has sex with hot lady.

Pffft. I wanna watch Happy Feet.

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